Vagavvle

The act of penetrating a girl's vagina with a vagavelin

I'd watch out for Sophia, she can vagavvle a bitch real quick

by ........bitch........ March 6, 2015

Vargassing

Vargassing is the art of making a completely idiotic statement and then instead of retracting the statement you double down on it, or triple down on it, and in extreme cases many more times. This is typically done during outrage at a persons statement in which it is actually so stupid that backing down from it, or apologizing for the supremely idiotic statement like an adult would cause the individual great discomfort.

Joe was definitely vargassing hard after his post on twitter.

by SmackYoMama March 8, 2023

Cock Vargas

1. A chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the cock of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn't realize he's a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. A cock block to oneself. 3. One whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.

That drunk bastard just walked around the bar 3 times. This cock vargas is too busy cock blocking himself, he couldn't punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.

by Hennessy Jesus April 11, 2011

Ján Varga

A slovakian gay pride authority he was dating multiple slovakian celebrities like: Alfred kokotbely and Ján jablončik

Hey do you know who Ján varga is?
Yes he is the gaypride authority

by KubyX March 30, 2020

Vargas

The act of creating a postive reaction to a negative situation.

When I saw her yelling at the officer I provided a Vargas and helped her get out of that ticket.

by PositivelyVargas September 25, 2011

Vargasm

When the attempt at intercourse with a girl fails, this is the resultant reaction that happens when by himself in his room with his hand which he nicknamed "Stacy"

Loser 1: Dude, that girl just left yesterday

Loser 2: So what did you do?

Loser 1: I went back to my room and had a private session with "Stacy"... I had the best Vargasm

Loser 2: wtf, did you just describe you touching yourself to me?

Loser 1: yea... my bad

by Chicagosfinest10 August 29, 2010

Vargas

Translation from old brazilian portuguese to always mad. When you are always mad you are Vargas. No matter what you are doing or how happy you are, you are mad, even when you are happy you are mad.

"How it's going?"
"Vargas."

by gustavodpont November 28, 2017