Vajeckles

Freckles in the vaginal area, mainly those of fairer skin and red hair.

Freckles of those who have ginger pubes.

Man 1 :Do you think gingers get Vajeckles?

Man 2 :Only if they have fire crotch.

by Lud-ivatron June 30, 2011

varicose vaj

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.

Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.

by CakeBadger April 4, 2014

Varcus

The most amazing person you will ever meet, Varcus is often used as a boy's name for new parents. Mostly described as an introvert, they WILL scream in your ear if you don't shout 10 times and spin in a circle with Lovesick Girls playing in the background.

''Is that a megaphone or is that Varcus?''

by anonymous October 19, 2020

varenya

really freaking cool person. she is extremely underrated. she always laughs in serious situations. down to earth personality. always down for any fun or anything extreme. she is kind and sensitive but not at the same time. dont get on her bad side. anyway, she is a lifelong friend and will be your biggest supporter if you do what’s good. very loyal. 100/10 recommend.

“wow I like her, she must be a varenya!”
“yes, she is”

by coolcoolperson November 26, 2020

Vasectomy

Devenomizing the Cobra

Getting a vasectomy is like Devenomizing the Cobra

by Dritzz September 11, 2011

valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.

21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans

by cuntsucker August 25, 2006

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014