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these people can be defined as a short ass female who has terrible driving and cooking skills and has no brain cells left (they were deep fried). this asshole is either on spotify, tiktok, or snapchat 24/7 and will not get their ass off of their phone. this person is most famous for throwing the most eye bawling, bloodline insulting jokes or insults at people and walking away saying "in the nicest way possible 🥰🥰". these people are either the most athletic or least athletic people you've ever met in your life. these motherfuckers could also somehow find a way to cheer you up when you're sad but really, have no idea what they're doing themselves. aside from that, they're really nice to their friends and could be considered a "people pleaser" they have major trust issues to start with but it's painfully easy to gain their trust from time to time. they never realize what or who is harmful to them and will always be so vulnerable because of it. ALSO aside from that, they aren't entirely horrible and bad to hang out with, they've just been through things.

they would jump off a cliff for you or push you off a cliff 🥰🥰
"do yk who Vandela is?" "what's a vandela 🧍 ♀️"
Vandela by they_h4temom0 November 22, 2023
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vanderlaan 

It’s a amazing woman who can fight for anyone and is so perfect and so beautiful that no one can beat her beauty she is a lovely woman that has so much love that she can share it with everyone
Vanderlaan oh my goodness she’s so beautiful
vanderlaan by Sandy Hook demet December 22, 2023

vanderlaan 

Vanderlaan is a woman who is so beautiful that no one can beat her beauty she is so loving she has so much love that she can share it with everyone in the world the fact about vanderlaan is that a vanderlaan no matter girl or boy or no matter how different a vanderlaan is in looks you always know that in there heart there is a good person
Vanderlaan oh my goodness she is so nice and beautiful
vanderlaan by Sandy Hook demet December 22, 2023

emerson vandenlangenberg 

this bitch is my best friend and i love her. she is so pretty but wont ever admit it bc shes dumb. she’s actually quite smart. i love emerson so much and will kill anyone who tries to hurt her. emerson is my favorite person.
omg did u hear about emerson vandenlangenberg?

me: yeah that bitch is my best friend fuck off hoe

Corrupting vanillas 

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.
I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.