Vagenda

The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.

Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!

by legendsword2 February 11, 2015

vagenda

The schedule of events taking place in one's vagina.

"I've been trying everything to get with Ruth, but her vagenda's booked up for months."

by lil_ms_naughty_cakes September 2, 2006

vagenda

when one befriends a woman with the ulterior motive of getting in her pants.

Jeff told me to call him if I ever just need to talk, but I'm pretty sure he has a vagenda.

by Pretty Pretty Sweetie Pie Priv April 28, 2008

Vagenda

A hybrid of vagina and agenda.

Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.

Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."

by JohnnyyyyD November 22, 2010

valendate

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.

"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."

by j01101010 February 19, 2007

Vagenda

1. A plan or mission to get laid.

2. The steps one takes in order to get vagina.

1. It has been a bit since John got laid last so he decided he needed a vagenda.

2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"

Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."

by mfucci September 12, 2012

valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.

Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!

by alisonmilr April 2, 2017