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vagitard 

1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia
2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate
Because Doug was drawing a vulva with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.
vagitard by Cory Blische December 7, 2003
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He's also a sub.
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Vanitas by VanitasBlue April 19, 2022

Vagitamins 

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
Vagitamins by Jared Keller June 24, 2004

vagitarian 

one who eats only organic vagina.
sally doesn't like dick, she likes jane; she is a strict vagitarian.
vagitarian by kristen renae July 7, 2003

Vagitarian 

A man who only has sex with females.
Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.
Vagitarian by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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