The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.
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The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
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45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
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Mormons
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Capital City is Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games
"Greatest Snow on Earth"
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games
"Greatest Snow on Earth"
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by princesshai December 16, 2010
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2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.
3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.
4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.
3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.
4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!
2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
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