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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016
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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
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Usain Bolt

Usain Bolt is the greatest sprinter ever.

The tall Jamaican recently went to Beijing to take part in the Olympics. He won gold in the 100m sprint, as well as breaking the world record with a time of 9.68. In addition he also won the 200m, breaking the record there too, with a time of 19.30. With the help of his Jamaican team mates, including the famous Asafa Powel, he managed his 3rd gold medal and 3rd world record by winning the 4x400m relay.

Usain Bolt is well known for his show boating, and extreme confidence before each race. in the 100m sprint final he stopped running 20 metres from the end, waving his hands and beating his chest.

When asked how he prepares before a race, he said "I get up at 11, go and have a Mcdonalds, then go back to bed, and get up an hour before the race".

The Jamican has been tested for drugs over and over again. Always negative.
Usain Bolt should enter himself into every event at London 2012
by bigd1992 October 18, 2008
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Usain Bolt

Worlds Fastest Man.!
Usain Bolt aka Usain LIGHTNING Bolt is phucking amazing !
by E B S z. October 20, 2008
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Usain Bolt

An olympic sprinter who won gold and set olympic and world records at the 2008 Olympic Games, most notably in the Men's 100m and 200m events.
A tank. A machine. Unstoppable.
Also, from Jamaica.
I tried to steal Usain Bolt's car but he chased me down on bare foot and caught me. Then he ripped my balls off!
by A.J. Eitel October 14, 2008
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Usain

Usain bolt is considered the fastest man in the world. When you get so excited you feel like you could outrun him, you're going usain
man I'm going about to go USAIN!
by tellthemcoppashahahhaha October 17, 2008
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Usain Bolted

To run really really fast. Named in honor of the world's fastest man, sprinter, Usain Bolt.
I almost missed the light, so I Usain Bolted across the street.
The cop busted into the house, so I Usain Bolted out of there!
by jumpshooter13 December 9, 2008
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