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unlucky

a word used when somebody does something utterly retarded. ie. not a case of being unlucky, just being shite. Often used in sport matches.
(Ben misses goal by a lot)

Josh: unlucky
by what_a_noob March 12, 2011
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Unlucky

When anything even remotely bad ever happens to anyone.
Dang the wheat port is on the other side of the board, unlucky him.

My mom died, unlucky.
by Goat definitions7777 July 22, 2017
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Unlucky Pierre

Man involved in a threesome that includes his wife/girlfriend and another guy.
So you're telling me that you went home to fuck your wife, but this time there was another dude there to share in the fucking experience? That's not technically a threesome...you are an Unlucky Pierre.
by Shlalo September 18, 2014
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unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.
You're such an unlucky mango...
by Unluckymango October 23, 2015
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unlucky jeff

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.
Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff
by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017
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f-unlucky

A truncation of the words 'fucking' and 'unlucky.'

This word can be used to console someone who has just suffered from a severe lack of luck in an extremely important, possibly life-threatening, situation. It is particularly useful when use of the word 'unlucky' would be a flagrant understatement, while the phrase 'fucking unlucky' would just feel clumsy and out-of-place. 'F-unlucky,' in contrast, rolls off the tongue nicely and is also less likely to cause offence.

It is of utmost importance that the word 'f-unlucky' not be used in a situation when the phrase 'bad skills' is the only suitable observation. The phrases each have very different meanings and must not be confused: 'f-unlucky' suggests that the consolee did indeed have good skills, but the situation was really beyond their control.

Here are some examples of situations in which the word 'f-unlucky' would prove appropriate:
1. During a particularly heated game of wcs, a long shot is played on the blue. It sails slowly, but gracefully, towards the far corner pocket. It glances the left cushion just inside the jaws, rolls across the edge of the pocket itself, and comes to rest just touching the cushion on the opposite side: "Mate, that was f-unlucky."

2. Upon journeying one evening, in high spirits, to The Clifton, the establishment is found to be closed "for refurbishment." It also becomes apparent that it will not be re-opening for a good six weeks: "Hmm, that's rather f-unlucky. What are we going to do now?"

3. News emerges that a friend (who, for the purposes of an example, we will refer to as Fraser) has recently been brutally and unexpectedly murdered: "Oh well, Fraser was generally pretty f-unlucky."
by The T Meister April 14, 2004
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unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.
I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.
by brownwings May 24, 2011
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