Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015

Underminer

A person that will intentionally sabotage someone else through any means necessary.

He stole from me after I tried to help him, so I undermined him by making sure every business in the area knows that he is a shoplifter.

I am an underminer.

by Thingsda October 21, 2019

living underwater

this term is used, somewhat either neutrally or sarcastically, to define a ridiculous idea or ideas that are far off ridiculous, even by the standards of most people's imagination.

boy: my teacher would look good in a Frankenstein suit for Halloween, so I'll usurp Harry Potter's magic powers, and turn him into one for ever. I don't like that teacher anyways. No need for even a costume

boy's mother: Honey, please stop living underwater. If you think your teacher is so ugly, ask him if he is related to Boris Karloff, who was the best portrayer of Frankenstein in film, or just note in your diary that you personally think your teacher looks like Frankenstein. No need to do anything radical.

by Sexydimma March 6, 2012

Underwater Seein' Glasses

The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.

Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.

by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013

Underwater Archery

Underwater Archery is the act of masterbating while submerged under water. It can be in a pool, bath or even ocean.

"Dude, that guy just jerked off in the pool!"
"It's called Underwater Archery."
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by SteynUD September 6, 2016

Underwater areas for water

A Sea Cave in which beans live and dwell until they evolve into humans

So you know those underwater areas for water they are filled with beans and stuff

by Lucid-bean882 January 16, 2020

underwire

A trashy tattoo that follows a woman's curves under her breasts, the way an underwire in a bra would. The 2000' tramp stamp.

When you meet a tatted chick with an underwire, you know she's easy!

by ThinkingTooHard January 6, 2021