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Underwater Trumpet

A sexual maneuver in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and farts either at the same time or immediately thereafter ejaculation, but before withdrawing.
"He just gave me an underwater trumpet. It was vile."
by nayqueenie May 13, 2010
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Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.
by whOOpshT July 12, 2011
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underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not
He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.
by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010
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Undercover sardar

A sardar who cleverly conceals his keski a.k.a “dastaar” with a cap, a fashion statement popularized by Indian Cricketer Harbhajan Singh in the late 90s.
Person 1: Does that guy have a patka under his cap?

Person 2: Yeah, he’s an undercover sardar.
by MassiDaMunda March 30, 2021
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Undercover Freak

Someone who appears to be innocent when it comes to sex, but what lies under this person's innocent appearance is a sexual freak. Could apply to "tame" looking people who are sexually wild, or a person who is into sexual kinks. Can apply to women and men, but used often to refer to women.
I brought this one girl home. I was afraid of what to do because she seemed really uninterested in being more than friends, but when I walked in on her completely naked in my room, I realised I had brought home an undercover freak.
by RandomBro November 6, 2013
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underrated

Something or someone not well known by the mass public but of high quality.
Breakdown is such an underrated game.
by Karnos December 10, 2008
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Underwater Keg Diver

It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.
"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"

"Thats whats up!"
by MOBFNFDTF September 12, 2009
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