uncle 

Slang coming into common use to describe web locations where one might be able to find torrents. This is based on the fact that most people have an uncle who works in a place which gets corporate keys for their software and hooks you up with free goodies from time to time.

Thus, if you need some software, you ask your "uncle" and see if he's got it. The phrase is usually utilized on forums where to openly talk about torrents is banned.

Joe1982: Hey mate, I need some video editing software to sort out this short film I'm working on, can you hook me up?

FrankSin: I can't, but ask your uncle and see what he can do for you.

uncle by The Internet Police June 20, 2007

Uncle 

A any person who is too hot to handle.

"My math teacher" is just so Uncle.

Uncle by wanderlista February 25, 2013

Uncle 

The guy that touched you and stuck his pee pee inside of you when you were 6 years old

My uncle touched me and I didn't like it.

Uncle by big daddy 69 420 September 10, 2018

Uncle 

an older protective butch lesbian who enjoys the company of younger boi's.

Who's yer uncle?

Uncle by kung po June 4, 2003

Uncle 

The code word for Police in certain cocaine empire circles.

Watch out man uncle round the corner

Uncle by Callum Leone May 19, 2003

Uncle 

Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

Man look at the size of that girl's uncles !

Uncle by slssfw April 24, 2005

Uncle 

The second man to ever fuck you after daddy

Uncle your covk smells of mums cunt !

Uncle by Anal fairy September 3, 2018