Ulysses

An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.

Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*

by A.J. Miller March 3, 2008

Ulises

It is derived from the greek name Ulysses, the protagonist in Homer's Oddessy, when he was wounded in the thigh. Now days this name refers to any man having intense personality disorders especially when it comes to addictions. If you ever come across a Ulises be sure to hide your stash.

"One day i will grow up to be big and strong like Ulises"

by greatsexwithcowboys September 29, 2009

Ulises

Ulises is a very misjudged person he’s a genuine sweet guy you can count on at all times,he’s super weird and try’s to make you laughs with all his weirdness. A ulises is not a fantastic lover but he does try to make the he loves feel special and comfortable near him and he will also cheer her up when he is sad

Damn I love my boyfriend Ulises he’s such a weirdo 😂💍🥰👏🙌

by Allysalinas506 February 22, 2020

Ulises

A man who loves collecting his dingle-berries for pocket snacking. But watch out, he'll try to collect yours too, but not before ramming you in the tail-pipe.

"Yo bro, keep clenched, I hear that guy is an Ulises"

by uuu987654321 April 21, 2013

ulisse

Ulisse is nice a leader and very good in school his relatives are Italian but he is born in America

Ulisse is a good person

by pro time January 11, 2021

Ulysses

an ugly ass gay ass Mexican dude that says the n word wayyyyy too much and has tiny hickies, built like a spoon with a giant ass head and curls that your dick will get stuck in but on the bright side he will let you braid his pubes. But probably homeless

ugh he is homeless, he is such a Ulysses

by daddylicious_69 February 23, 2020

Ulysses

A female dog who licks bums and was dropped by his mother when he was born because he was rejected by everyone and turns out to be a battttttyyyyy boy

Ulysses is a piece of crap

by BigBattyBoy January 12, 2020