twatty mc cockface

any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*

you twatty mc cockface!

by s-to-the-w,w,w,wowza! October 18, 2006

twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

Fatigail Twatty

A bit fat rat batty who is short and rotund

"Fatigail Twatty comes rolling down the hill"

by GirthyGayrin November 26, 2024

Twatty Shotty

When a woman douches with alcohol then queefs the liquid into their partners mouth.

Last night my boyfriend asked me, "you want to do a twatty shotty, shawty?"

by TwattyShawty October 14, 2023

Twatty Moe

Someone who votes in "Among Us" for unsubstantiated, or unrealistic reasons.

That jerk voted me out because I was Cyan. What a Twatty Moe.

by PapaCapenya October 22, 2020

Twitty Twatty Twunts

a group of twat cunts

did you see thos twitty twatty twunts last nite??..they were causing a big comotion.

by Toryy February 20, 2019

Cunty twatty bastard

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly

That cunty twatty bastard has really pissed me off

by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017