turf 

To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.

Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.

turf by Rat Zap November 28, 2019

Turf 

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people because they have no personality

Shut up you turf

Turf by tylerh8 January 31, 2021

Turf 

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people’s personality and actions because them their self is insecure

Shut up you turf

Turf much

Turf by tylerh8 January 31, 2021

Turf 

Turf is a shortend name for Turf Security Team, Its dogshit

Look at that turf what a idiot

Turf by Frontier fake bitches March 22, 2021

Turf

Damn

Turf you just got out of class

Turf by Katowice99 February 7, 2026

Turf

Another Word for “damn”

Turf you just got out of class

Turf by Katowice99 February 7, 2026

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010