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turfed

Refering to someone you think is ugly.
"D***you didn't tell us those b******are hella turfed"
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Turf

v. 1. To hook up with a girl; generally this is a girl that is not very attractive and one often needs 8-10 drinks to even considering letting her touch your penis. 2. The act of taking a "turf" home with you.
After I broke up with Chelsea, I got faded with my friends and went turfing at the pub down the street.
by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003
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Turf

the mayo's gone bad yo, turf that shit
by dc9k December 28, 2005
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turfing

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.
by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011
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Turfed

Stevey TURFED it on the stairs, like the dumb ass he is.
by Randel Axe August 20, 2017
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Turf

See that corner over there? That be good turf.
by Xerobull November 29, 2002
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Turf

To discharge a patient from a hospital, in order to save the hospital or government money or at the behest of a greedy insurance company, sometimes through the use of a pod doctor. Does not apply to illegal aliens, for whom complete care must be provided regardless of cost.
1. Although I am still sick, the hospital is going to turf me because my insurance company is limiting the number of days they will pay for this hospitalization.

2. The insurance company inserted one of its pod doctors into the medical team in order to turf the patient.
by Lulubeans October 2, 2014
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