Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018

TURDLES

where you take a shit on a turdles

DUDE I DID A turdles

by do A FlIp November 8, 2019

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012