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Pittsburgh Tube-Sock

When you shit in a tube sock and then slap the girl in the face with it.
Sandy was being a bitch last night and so i gave her the ol' Pittsburgh Tube-Sock. Now she is pressing charges.

tube stick 

noun A phrase for the Penis
From the movie Full Metal Jacket
I want to slip my tube stick into your sister
tube stick by Farrar November 3, 2006

Tube Steak 

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
Tube Steak by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013

tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)
"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"
tube surfing by bonster2000 April 1, 2007

Tube steak 

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
Tube steak by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013

Texas Tube Sock 

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.
Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.