trumpetblowers

A catchy nickname for the profusion of whistleblowers who are sounding more like a trumpet now.

The Trumpster has certainly brought the patriot trumpetblowers, en masse, out of the woodwork!

trumpetblowers by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

mudd trumpet 

to blow air into someones butthole causeing them to fart or shit it back out

i gave him a mudd trumpet last night

mudd trumpet by JoeBot11 February 4, 2008

Piss Trumpet 

A deep blast of a fart sounded while at the urinal.

See urinal fart.

I just sounded the piss trumpet while taking a quick piss.

Piss Trumpet by e_let October 14, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

trumpet winsock by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

Trumper 

A supporter of Donald Trump. Used negatively in a derogatory fashion to insult someone.

I cannot stand Gary! He is such a Trumper and his opinions are annoying!

Trumper by HardkoreJackson January 22, 2017

butt trumpet 

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

butt trumpet by litchick48 July 27, 2010

dung trumpet 

Alternative name for the arse hole

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"

dung trumpet by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006