toilet fire

Something with the potential of being very good which turns out to be very disappointing.

This day has been an absolute toilet fire.

by Jasonaf1981 December 7, 2017

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020

juanz trail

The aftermath or secretion a stripper may leave upon a patron's pants or shorts after providing a lap dance in the club.

A guest or patron in a strip club may leave the club only to later find out that the exotic dancer may have leaked or provided a trail of stripper juice upon the patron's pants or shorts thus leading to ridicule by all the patron's friends: "ha ha, you have the Juanz Trail on your pants" or "Dude, you have been givin the Juanz Trail". This kind of trail is more common in the southeast, texas, southwestern states and Mexico.

by grgmoney October 5, 2013

Nuked the Toilet

Like dropping a nuke only much worse, most of the time bad enough to back up your sewage system.

Man I had to call the plumber after I nuked the toilet in my house last night.

by Element Master October 29, 2009

Toilet Brother

a person licks the water in toilets

Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.

by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

Doggie trail

When the girl your doing doggie with cums and leaves a cum stain on your dick

Yesterday Stacy left a doggie trail on my dick

by Fab feminist 123 April 3, 2017