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Trouser Snake

The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
by Unknown_User1 April 4, 2010
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Trouser Clam

A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
by indig0daisy December 21, 2008
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trouser tent

Used to describe the look created when a man has an erction that shows by making a bulge in his pants.
Adam popped a trouser tent sitting in our sex education class.
by DJP August 23, 2003
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trouser chili

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.
I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
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Trouse

A combination of house and trance music which falls into neither category.

Mostly played by DJs who feel they have done enough to please the people who have been following them for years and who they have made an absolute fortune from.

These DJs should get their heads out of their arses and remember where they came from and who put them where they are today.
Did you hear Tiesto playing that Trouse the other night? did you think it was shite too? No? well maybe it was me then... perhaps it's better if the Swedish House Mafia boys do it, or Eddie Halliwell?
by Music Lover No 32a August 4, 2011
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trouser brownie

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.
by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006
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trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.
Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "
by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006
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