texmestic

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

traumestic

domestic trauma. traumas usually caused at home. mainly from someone eating, drinking or using the last bit of something and not telling anyone or replacing it.

"who used the last of the toilet paper?!", "stop being so traumestic."
shit's too traumestic at home at the moment.

by casa bonita July 2, 2014

Triseptic

Best Youtuber Ever

(Jk he makes cringy low quality content)

Person 1: Hey can you Triseptic?
Person 2: Sure! 'pulls out a drone and runs it into something'

by #TheRealHarambe February 5, 2017

Trumpsticles

a genetic condition that results in abnormally small testicles

I'm sorry to tell you that your son has Trumpsticles.

by catawboy August 1, 2021

Tresticle

Literally just Trent

Bro you seen Tresticle over there.

by DustinTheDouche June 29, 2022