catawboy's definitions

flamengernail

The unbelievably hard and long fingernails possessed by flamenco guitarists.

Did you see Paco open that can of olives with his flamengernail?

by catawboy April 7, 2024

Trumpsticles

a genetic condition that results in abnormally small testicles

I'm sorry to tell you that your son has Trumpsticles.

by catawboy August 1, 2021

jefe covfefe

The cheeto-in-charge, or Commander-in-Cheese, the 45th president of a nation on its knees.

The jefe covfefe tweets on and on, but the tweets read as though they were written in crayon.

by catawboy July 29, 2020