Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

trashsexual

people who are attracted to shitheads.

guy: you’re a fucking idiot.
trashsexual: you’re so fucking hot right now.

by theblackhood June 15, 2018

trinosexual

sexuality changes each day to be a boy or girl any day

mia:what are you??
jazzy:im trinosexual

by krkfkjklfk December 23, 2019

Trentsexual

Somebody who is obsessed with Trent Alexander Arnold

That girl is definitely trentsexual

by Trents wife February 10, 2021

Teyosexual

sexually attracted exclusively to Teyo; attracted to just teyo.

"Guys... I think im coming out as Teyosexual."

by joshieboy66 August 17, 2021

trevsexual

when you're attracted to men named trevell, like me🙏🏻

"Hey have you seen Trevell today?"

"Yeah man, I'm trevsexual i wish i could see him everyday."

by iheart_trev January 18, 2022