time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.

I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.

by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

travoltified

Following John Travolta's epic mispronunciation of Idina Menzel's name as "Adele Dazeem" at Sunday night's Oscars, social media erupted in a frenzy.

"Travoltifier" translates any name into the "Travoltan" dialect.

"Sara Bareilles" Travoltified is "Sophia Bailerey"

by Mispelled March 14, 2014

traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

time traveling

Drinking alcohol until you black out and mentally skip a period of your life.

-Man, you were so hammered last night you passed out on the floor.
-No, I was just doing a little time traveling.

by Shepshizzle April 22, 2008

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

traveling room

This is the space that you have a barista leave at the top of your cup of to-go coffee so that it doesn't slosh on your hand as you walk down the street.

Do you need room for cream with your Americano? No, but I'll take some traveling room.

by Elwood88 September 18, 2019