Travesty

A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.

"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"

"Forget about it, he's a travesty."

"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."

by Naughtia August 3, 2009

travesty

an extremely large (Magnum XL Black or Gold or larger) male genitalia.

Girl, Matt had such a TRAVESTY!

by Rita March 27, 2005

travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.

After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014

Travesterical

Adj. An artistic travesty of hysterical proportions.

"Wife took me to a Peter Greenaway film and I actually made it through without falling asleep."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."
"How was the movie?"
"Travesterical."
"That bad?"
"Worse."

by Moe Jewst August 6, 2016

Travesterical

Adj. Describing an artistic travesty so maddeningly pretentious as to be risible to the point of tears.

"Wife took me to a Peter Greenaway film and I actually made it through without falling asleep."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."
"How was the movie?"
"Travesterical."
"That bad?"
"Worse. Wife cried all the way home."
"Popcorn trick?"
"Yeah."

by Moe Jewst August 6, 2016

Traesyn

Traesyn is a super cool guy and very attractive, he is down for anybody and we'll known. Traesyn is very intelligent, he is real chill and supportive.

Traesyn is Very cool.

by I broke June 17, 2018

Travesty

Something terrible that is occurring or has occurred which was preventable and obviously controllable by the powers that be.

Kavanaugh's testimony was a travesty

by Anonymous big September 27, 2018