Trashure

A treasure that is or used to be someone else's trash; for instance a piano that was forsaken that has become a treasure to someone else is a trashure.

"I found a trashure on the side of the road."

by Lavie Vikernes September 13, 2017

Trashterpiece Theater

The spectacle caused by white trash engaging in tasteless, disturbing, or inappropriate behavior in public.

While I was at Wal-Mart yesterday, I saw a morbidly obese family buying matching Dale Earnhardt t-shirts. That place shows nothing but Trashterpiece Theater.

by M. Helton December 11, 2009

Trashetto

Any place where both White Trash and Ghetto hangout.

I hate going to that Walmart. It's so trashetto.

by Dr. Morbius March 4, 2011

Treo Trashed

When your Windows Mobile Treo decides to reboot or crash for no reason, usually while writing an e-mail to your boss or on a conference call.

Example:

Anthony: Dude!! What happened, where'd you go?!
Matt: Sorry man, I just got Treo Trashed
Anthony: Damn!! I must have been talkin' to myself for over 15 minutes.

by Mr. WAT May 1, 2008

White Trashed

To drink cheap beer that is often associated with having less taste but a high content of alcohol (e.g. P.B.R., Natural Ice, Keystone, Busch, anything in a camoflauged can, etc.) until becoming fully inebrated. Furthermore, although this term can be used in reference to going to bars to drink the above types of beer until intoxicated, it is more often associated with purchasing cheap and high bulk quantities of beer at liquor stores or gas stations.

Once inebriated one has to act accordingly, that is, being obnoxious, loud and ignorant. This usually involves the snapping of fingers at bartenders to gain their attention as well as venturing to sleazy strip clubs with cover charges of less than three dollars.

I'm going to the store to pick up some Natty Ice so I can get white trashed.

by Rastafeyd December 17, 2011

Second-hand trashed

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment

After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

by FourthFloorGuy69 November 14, 2016

I'm trashed

1)To be seriously intoxicated by some sort of mind-altering substance, like alcohol, pills, dope, etc., and useless for anything as a result.

2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.

1) I had WAY too much booze, and now I'm trashed and it's like, ho-lee shit, why is the floor moving?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?

by WelcomeToNowhere July 29, 2010