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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Transpursing

To change personal effects from one bag/purse to another bag/purse.
Caitlin: "Why are you taking all of that stuff out of your purse?"
Jan: "I'm transpursing."
by Caitlin Szczupak April 28, 2008
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transport tycoon

a FiveM server run by the @glitchdetector#0621
and rigged by @CollinsAlexander#0023
You want to see my TT - transport tycoon
by TGGC- March 12, 2022
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public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation
After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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Transport Leader

Someone who is generally given a position of authority concerning public transport. Typically not an important position.
Hey is that guy a Transport Leader ?

Yeh he is the biggest loser
by Thelayman June 10, 2010
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transporter

A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.
Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet
Guy2: Worry not my good man, he's only a transporter.
by TaffelDoek October 5, 2016
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Pubic Transport

sleeping with people to get them to drive you places in their faster or more comfortable car.
guy 1: "why would Jenny sleep with Craig? she's way too good for him."

guy 2: "It's a bad case of Pubic Transport, he just bought a new Lotus Esprit."
by Bob Dole.1 December 5, 2010
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