Tit-to-Tit Transmission

When a girl places her tits on either side of your face such that they cover both of your ears.

Abbreviated: T^4

My girlfriend smothered me with her tits, thus completing a tit-to-tit transmission.

by <3 Tits June 14, 2012

Herpes Transmission Party

Also known as HTP. When you bring a bunch of gay boys (usually newly out of the closet) together to spend the weekend with each other, what inevitably ensues is that everyone hooks up with each other over the course of the weekend, ensuring that if anyone suffers from Herpes, they'll be transmitting it to everyone else in the group who engaged in hooking up.

Guy 1: Hey, why don't you come over this weekend? John, Mike, Hunter and Lance will be there. You know, we'll be "hanging out."

Guy 2: Thanks for the Herpes Transmission Party invitation, but I'd like to remain disease free for now...besides, I'm not into all those guys.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

Megaman Network Transmission

This GCN game fucked the Megaman Battle Network series up the ass. It went from an awesome real-time RPG to a lame platformer.

MMNT screwed the awesome Battle NEtwork series badly.

by Majextic September 2, 2004

stooge-o-matic transmission

An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.

People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!

Chalmers the mush wimp drives a sports car with a stooge-o-matic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

Nocturnal transmission

Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.

Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!

by AFDV December 19, 2010

ax4n transmission

Ford front wheel drivetrain that tends to go out due to miswiring inside the gearbox. Ford mid sized cars are manufacured with this low grade transmission.

That ford is going slow. It must have an ax4n transmission.

by carztaurus August 18, 2015

dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.

I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019