trainwreck

Sex between 3 men and a woman in which one man inserts his penis in her vagina, a different man enters her anus, and the third member receives a blowjob from her at the same time.

Your mom got trainwrecked last night when those 3 guys from bingo night all had sex with her at the same time.

or

What happened to "secret" when Phyllis and May piled on him!

by sunshine September 19, 2004

trainwreck

Britney Spears in general, highlighting many Britney incidents such as her comeback on MTV's recent Video Music Awards, fumbling her baby, showing her cooter and shaving her head, just to name a few.

The 2007 VMAs were home to the biggest trainwreck comeback of the year.

by Ashl and Krissy September 25, 2007

trainwreck

Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up. Although real trainwreck is natural fake trainwreck is normally laced with other drugs.

One hit of this trainwreck will fuck you up.

by lajoiester October 27, 2005

tranny trainwreck

the condition of being a huge hot mess; as when a girl or guy goes out to the bar after drinking four loko and jagermeister and then proceeds to run into an ex. The subject ensues into a stumbling, crying rage, tottering on stillettos and possibly falling down the stairs.

Wow, betch you were a tranny trainwreck last night after you saw Matt. THe bouncers literally threw you into the curb.

by trannytrainwreck January 13, 2011

trainwreck

(noun, verb)Sexual intercourse between at least four people in which all orifices are filled with genitals of one another. For example, one woman could be "trainwrecked" by three guys: one with his penis in her vagina, another with his penis in her anus, and the third member with his penis in her mouth, all of which is happening at the same time. It can also happen with a bisexual man: penis in his mouth, penis in his anus, while he has his own penis in a woman's vagina/anus/or mouth, etc. There are several other combinations that create a trainwreck (4 men, 2 men and 2 women, etc.) the only limit is the sexual imagination. See also finger cuffs, dp

1.Jane:What did you do last night?
Sarah: I took three guys home! I sucked one guy off while the other two fucked me in the ass and my pussy
Jane: Shit, girl! Sounds like you got trainwrecked!

2.Matt: I can't believe you're looking at porn at the library computer again, Jeff?
Jeff: I'm sorry, but I'm really horny and my computer isn't working. Hey look at this chick! She's getting trainwrecked, see: she's got one in the mouth, one in the pooper, and one in her vagina. God, that makes me happy :)
Matt: Um... That's disgusting! What a slut!...Hey, did you just say "pooper"??!! OMG, Bitch!

by JacktheWASP September 21, 2005

Trainwreck

My mental state :)

Person 1: Dude, My mental state is not good rn..
Person 2: Damn, That's a legit trainwreck

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 16, 2021

trainwreck ex-wife

Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!

Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.

by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022