towson

towson is the prep capitol of the world repping neon green and pink, lacrosse is towsons main sport and almost every highschooler jock plays it. most towson kids you can find at the recher, towson mall, batemans, or the cluck u. towson is an ok place for parties, great looking girls, and many underage wannabe alcoholic teenagers. the funny thing about towson is a large emo, and crust/grunge punk kid crowd have taken over the area. it seems hanging out at the local movie theater is also the cool thing to do also. catonsville and towson people dont mix basically because towson and catonsville arent very far apart and they are rivals for everything. towson people pretend to be badass but towson is basically rich white america with occasional crime, and teeny bopping preppy underage alcoholics. every football game towson played catonsville they lost or tried to win and ends up in fights.

towson kids are really preppy look at that fake ass gangster over there waving his pink bandanna haha.
catonsvilles got some g's fuck fuckin wit dem man.

towson by esskay 420 April 1, 2008

towson university 

A relatively unknown school in Maryland, second to College Park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. Close proximity to Baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the USA. Home to a top 10 Lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time NCAA champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of UMD. Nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most MDers go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to College Park, but they won't 8 times out of 10.

Most noteworthy- Towson has the most beautiful girls. The ratio to men is something in the 65/35 area, and the women above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. It WILL make you go home and think of everyone as ugly and relatively boring.

Towson's girls are the hottest on the East Coast by far.

towson university by rock lo March 27, 2005

Towson University 

All though Towson University is located outside of Baltimore, the style and the mood of the place reflects that of New York and that of Connecticut. The campus is pretty and full of vibrant shrubbery. There is also a New York feel as the Tower Dining hall appears to be modeled after the Trump Tower on 5th Avenue. The tower is spacious, has carryout like places, a cereal bar, and a New York like view (except its in Baltimore). Towson also has many fun hang outs such as: the gym, the student union, STARBUCKS,etc. People can play pool in the union, go to the gym and climb on the climbing wall, or go drink a latte in the Starbucks. Yes it is a full service Starbucks.

Towson University's style can be best described as the following for Girls:
-north face jackets
-Vera Bradley Purses
-Longchamp purses
-J Crew clothes
-bows on clothes or headbands
-Gossip Girl style
-Audrey Hepburn Style
- New York/Connecticut Style
-Nordstrom
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Juicy Couture Clothes and accessories
-Cute and elegant coats
-rainbow brand flip flops
-Eliza B flip flops
-Uggs
-Silver monogrammed jewlery
-pearl earrings

Guys:
-Ralph Lauren Clothes
-Lacoste Clothes
-Abercrombie Clothes
-Vineyard Vines
-North Face Jackets
-New York/Connecticut style
-Shaggy Hair

Towson University by fashionista26 May 16, 2009

towson university 

A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area.

As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.

For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.

I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.

towson university by BalCo September 7, 2006

Towson University 

Towson University is home to some of the most unique college students in the nation. A very up and coming division 1 college. Party school with gorgeous girls, but most students take studies seriously even with partying.
academics
Towson accelerates in sports medicine psychology and business. An excellent business program. Students report classes are rough but manageable. choice of teachers is crucial as well as schedule .. NO FRIDAYS! Towson has a beautiful brand new art building and shows are performed regularly.
social scene
A huge stoner school with beautiful women. Most kids who attend get ridiculously drunk and will admit to blacking out at least once a weekend, if not all 3 nights. Thursdays are huge club nights in Baltimore. Free drink specials at clubs on college night is a huge attraction. Out of state kids admit to spending a ton of money while down/up at school and seem to never regret spending a cent. Your experience is most likley defined by the friends you meet and hang out with . If you find the right friends (which you will if you like to have a good time, and are not the shyest kid in the world)your experience will be incredible.
Bottom line TOWSON IS THE BEST COLLEGE ON THE EAST COAST TO ATTEND.

my friends came down to Towson University for a weekend and did not want to ever leave.

Towson University by yessssszzsssssir December 31, 2008

towson university 

This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing.

All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)

"Drink hard at TU, or don't come"

towson university by Tower A room 1114 May 8, 2005

Towson High School 

One of the top school in the effing nation. If you go to Towson then you play LAX or date someone who does. Once you turn 16 you get a car and every weekend is a party filled weekend. All the private school kids who are sick of private schools, go to THS and Loch Raven and Dulaney kids, suck up to us because we're hotter,richer,preppier, and have the best rages around.

-Dude you go to Towson High School? I bet you've been to such awesome parties
-Yeah it's basically a coed private school, and unlike Dulaney the guys here don't look like dogs

Towson High School by danceizlife March 12, 2009