Towson University

Towson University is home to some of the most unique college students in the nation. A very up and coming division 1 college. Party school with gorgeous girls, but most students take studies seriously even with partying.
academics
Towson accelerates in sports medicine psychology and business. An excellent business program. Students report classes are rough but manageable. choice of teachers is crucial as well as schedule .. NO FRIDAYS! Towson has a beautiful brand new art building and shows are performed regularly.
social scene
A huge stoner school with beautiful women. Most kids who attend get ridiculously drunk and will admit to blacking out at least once a weekend, if not all 3 nights. Thursdays are huge club nights in Baltimore. Free drink specials at clubs on college night is a huge attraction. Out of state kids admit to spending a ton of money while down/up at school and seem to never regret spending a cent. Your experience is most likley defined by the friends you meet and hang out with . If you find the right friends (which you will if you like to have a good time, and are not the shyest kid in the world)your experience will be incredible.
Bottom line TOWSON IS THE BEST COLLEGE ON THE EAST COAST TO ATTEND.

my friends came down to Towson University for a weekend and did not want to ever leave.

by yessssszzsssssir December 31, 2008

port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken November 5, 2007

towson

The contrast between all of the above definitions outline the Towson spirit. You're either an all out private school prep obsessed with drinking, ruit, horse races, lacrosse, and overpriced plaid and pastel clothing, or you're a normal public school kid who hates the sickening prep scene. Private school kids do not wish they went to public school and public school kids do not wish they went to private school. If someone thinks that Towson is the only prep hotbed, you're wrong. There's millions of prep clones throughout the US where ever there are parents that are willing to spoil their kids. Towson commons, ten car, Recher, town center, taco bell, batemans, etc. I love towson, but not for its preppiness. I'd much prefer to smoke a J on the porch with my budweiser in hand, laughing at the ditz's and jocks running around bumping heads at a horse race. Cheers!

If you liked this definition, vote for it. Maybe then we can get an idea of the % prep vs % other in Towson.

by SPloser April 7, 2005

danny townsend

A danny townsend is when you fuck up so grieviously that the fuck up is unrepairable.

"Dude, that movie was awesome, until you spilled all of your coke on me. Nice danny townsend, dumbass."

by Hachi VII September 26, 2006

towson university

This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing.

All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)

"Drink hard at TU, or don't come"

by Tower A room 1114 May 8, 2005

towson

Preakness also cannot be forgotten. If you live in Towson you have undoubtedly partaken in the all day (7am till you pass out) events of preakness, where it doesn't matter if you are 9, 20, or 45, it is perfectly fine to drink openly all day in a ring of dirt and beer, which you have happily paid $40 to do so.

girls: wearing polo dresses to a horse race where you will probably show your boobs.
guys: plaid shorts, polo, or maybe a button down, tie and khakis; whatever you wear you will undoubtedly return home, covered in beer and dirt, to pass out until you wake up to start drinking again, to find that your mom has already washed your clothes, made you food, and bought you another case of natty light

by baltimore April 4, 2005

towson

Towson is a place where a shitload of highschool kids go on the weekends to get fucked up in various ways.

Towson mall-where you'll find all the middle schoolers who have nothing better to do. if youre in high school or above and you hang out at towson mall not specifically trying to buy something or eat something, youre a faggot get some friends

Recher-the only place in maryland where you can see huge bands in an intimate setting. all the good bands play on thursday, friday or saturday but you can always go on sunday and see some local band but 75% of em suck dick while the other 25% will be suprisingly good. also know for the rec room next door which is a chill place to smoke some cigs, play pool, and watch the ravens kick ass

commons-the movie theatre. usually at least one fight outside every friday night. inside is rarely crowded but a good place to piss if youre drunk on the streets and nothings open

cluck u-across the street from the commons. if you havent tried the 911 sauce there and cried your eyes out feeling like you just got maced...then you havent been initiated to towson if your a towson kid reading this go there drunk this weekend walk up to the counter and ask the black dudes to try the 911 sauce...theyll do it and laugh their asses off at you being made a bitch by this stuff

baby ghetto-enough said if you havent been there....youve never chilled in towson

7-11-place to go when you have the munches and not have to worry about seeing some of the gay preppy kids from your school(they stay away from the bums and blacks waiting for the bus cause they reek of money and will get robbed)

go to towson on a friday night and youll see a buncha kids drunk off their ass stumbling and getting into fights, stoners looking to for someone to buy from or somewhere to smoke their bud, prosti-tots looking to get banged by some older guys, and bums asking you for change(dont give em shit you know their just gonna buy booze and drugs and you need your money for the same reason)
if you go to towson you better drink natty boh its good as shit and youre supporting baltimore

-dude what do you wanna do this weekend
-my boy is having a party up in towson lets go pound some natty boh and then dip out, smoke a blunt, and wander around towson
-fuck yeah man!

by jiggaboojones February 1, 2007