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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
mugGet the touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆmug.

Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
mugGet the Touch Me I'm Sickmug.

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"
by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024
mugGet the Don't touch me you freakmug.
Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
mugGet the National Day of not touching me the cojonesmug.
they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
by shooth1 July 20, 2024
mugGet the touch me again and see what happenmug.

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.
example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."
by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021
mugGet the cant touch memug.

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