Tarmacsurfing

The consequence from suffering a fast lowside crash on a motorbike, where you skid your sorry ass down the road, possibly resulting in severe abrasion injuries.

Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!

by D-K1 April 4, 2008

Tormat

The format of a file that has been torrented, and recieved in a poor file format, hence "tormat".

Some internet pirate: Yo, I downloaded this awesome song and put it in iTunes, but the title is "- 01 - nirvana -sMeLls likeTEEN sprt - lolololomfg jkjk 1991 - " and all the other fields are blank. I have downloaded so many songs in this tormat and have been to lazy to fix them all that my iTunes library now looks like shit and it is hard to find songs.

by urban guy with vocab January 7, 2011

Termacious

1. Anxious, ready and willing.

Sally is termacious at playing Monopoly."

by Raven Bishop December 2, 2010

Tarmacing

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina

by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021

Tomac

Individual, normally a male with an abnormally small brain, that resides in South Dakota.

I was having such a good day, then Tomac busted it like an aunty.

by FloridianMastermind January 13, 2023

ashlyn tomacheski

She is one of the most safisticated,talented, gorgeous people you will ever meet.she will fight for what she wants and is one of the most happiest girls you will ever meet.Always be friends with an Ashlyn.

Hey do you know an Ashlyn tomacheski ?
Heck ya she is the best!!
Dang your so lucky!!

by Shane numan May 21, 2017

on the tarmac in Charlotte

Unable to do something fun because another activity prevents it.

Are you up to meet for coffee?

I can’t. I’m on the tarmac in Charlotte.

by marcusco February 6, 2022