toblertopp

A simp
Someone who plays minecraft hardcore
Needs help

Woah toblertopp is online playing minecraft as per

by Simpbeforelimps January 2, 2021

toblerone

the best chocolate ever. great triangular prism shape.

"Dude, I just munched on some great toblerone."
"You saw that new toblerone commercial?"

by tobleronemuncher69 June 22, 2022

Torbert

Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.

Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.

by Yedohw January 30, 2023

white toblerone

colloquialism for penis

Kayleigh loves white toblerone

by whitetoblerone January 27, 2018

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

toblerone tits

this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!

Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits

What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!

by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008