topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006

muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).

Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.

by PeckComm December 1, 2007

topping

When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.

Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.

by lesbo7988 December 27, 2014

Topping off the crockpot

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

by Swat Team May 12, 2007

Topping The Sundae

The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.

I tried tossing the salad, but I ended up topping the sundae.

by Bud Mutt March 30, 2013

Topping's Tips

A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.

I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.

by Anviste May 21, 2018

topplings

plural of overbalance or cause to overbalance and fall.

the topplings of the twin towers was devastating

by cufd May 14, 2021