tophat

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.

OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!

by Ash Conman January 8, 2005

Tothian

A male who hangs around public bathrooms giving out handjobs to strangers

Damn, I wanted to use the bathroom but there’s a tothian in there servicing some hobo

by TheBaker42 June 21, 2021

topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

tennesee tophat

another word for a mullet like ape drape or wisconsin waterfall

Check out the bitch with the tennessee tophat

by davieboy June 8, 2005

tophat

an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.

google penis: uncircumcised penis and stare - tophat

by MStache August 26, 2012

tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus

by M.P.B March 19, 2008

tophiachuloves

Tophiachuloves is a twitter icon who is also known to be the #1 NICKI ENDER

Dive : Whos the biggest gorilla on twitter who hasnt showered in days?

Blink : its Tophiachuloves !

by baemonpinkoutsold July 24, 2023