topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008

Topherism

A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".

"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob

"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"

by Saint Barbra March 29, 2008

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow that guy is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007

Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu

Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.

by JaioCG October 01, 2017

Topher Grace

The most talented and sexiest man ever. He has had very succesful movies and show. He is in That 70's show, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Traffic, P.s., Mona Lisa Smile, In good Company, and Oceans 11 & 12. His real name is Christopher, but he changed it to Topher because he hated people calling him Chris.

I want to have my way with Topher Grace.

by Devon King May 13, 2005