samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy

Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”

by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019

Sloppy Toppy

Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.

by Willie Willie September 19, 2018

Today Tonight

An Australian current affairs program aired on Channel 7 for people who like to see the latest goss of Dancing With the Stars and weight loss stories.

I was watching Today Tonight tonight, they unsurprisingly had yet another story on weight loss.

by fuckinqueenslander October 20, 2008

topaya

In Russian It Means A Stupid Girl.

Anna Topaya Blat.
Shto te delayish, shtoli topaya.

by Lala Ismailova August 2, 2006

Todayist

A Todayist is a follower of the religion/political ideology Todayism founded in 2002. Todayist follow the quintessential saying “live everyday as it is your last", while embracing a realist approach, by seeing that shit happens in the world, so might as well enjoy the moment. Todayist embrace and or open to hear and appreciate different thoughts and opinions of others, however do not condemn others to unknown fates such as hell or heaven. For the religious side of things, Todayist are individuals who are sceptical of whether or not there is a god, but do not believe that the direction, practices and scriptures of the church in any religion will result in salvation in the after life. Although there is no god for Todayist in the way that there is an established belief system like other religions, a life lived with no regrets will result in gains and or losses in the after life if there is one or a better or worst form if we are reincarnated. Therefore, a Todayist is a person who acknowledges that shit happens and we can only live for today but hope for a tomorrow, but if there isn't one than we have lived a life without regrets and can engage in what may face us in the end.

John is a Todayist because he supports {Todayism} and its ideas.

by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009

Jimin today

Someone who takes the longest to get ready

“Susan’s doing a Jimin today”

by Starmy February 10, 2019

hell to pay

In the days of sailing ships "hell" was the term for the bottom of the boat; the hottest, dankest, smelliest area. To "pay" described mopping tar in "hell" to help keep the ship sea-worthy. It was also the worst job to have handed you. Thus the saying, "you'll have hell to pay" or rather you'll be sorry if you don't do as I say.

Clean your room or you'll have hell to pay!

by Burt Trmlicker December 29, 2008