Bob The Tomato

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.

Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!

by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018

Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

by LicoNico December 7, 2010

buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Chunky Tomato Bisque

When you bang instantly after giving birth.

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!

by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017

tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.

"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"

by Doli May 23, 2009

Topalovic

1.)A teacher who thinks they can teach English while every one knows she can't speak English properly.

2.) A person who pronounces birthday as "birddays"

Topalovic can talk about bees for hours

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

dirty tomato

dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color

I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!

by ROBOSMO JONES March 25, 2011