Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
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surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call
Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers
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Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
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Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!
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Toobin

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)
Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!
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Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.
What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it
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Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)
Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!
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