Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 22, 2010
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by T April 16, 2004
Get the budgies tongue mug.Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!
I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.
by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011
Get the Texas Tongue Torch mug.She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.
by H&D productions May 14, 2014
Get the tongue punch the fart box mug.A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.
Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.
by Som ting Wong June 1, 2018
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