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dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse
Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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towel boy

a.k.a. water boy. At a sports match, this is the kid or aspiring athlete who hangs out at the sideline with a squirt bottle of water and a towel, and hands these to the athlete(s) whenever they vaguely wave their hand in his direction.
He wanted a career in football but only got as far as towel boy.
by davefromgraz June 18, 2008
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towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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toweled up

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010
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Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
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Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.
by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019
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Tooele

Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh
Tooele? How do you pronounce that?
by Mori-tora April 6, 2009
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