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Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.
"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"
by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024
mugGet the Todgermug.

Todger Whip

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you
by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024
mugGet the Todger Whipmug.

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 2, 2023
mugGet the Jammy Todgermug.

little todger

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY
by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017
mugGet the little todgermug.

todger

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."
by Blunkay June 14, 2024
mugGet the todgermug.

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