Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024

Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

little todger

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017

todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024