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Todger Whip

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you
by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024
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Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia
Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia
by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024
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todger

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."
by Blunkay June 14, 2024
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Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.
"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"
by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 2, 2023
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