Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024

Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023