splenda gay

someone who acts gay, talks gay, but isn't gay

Boy 1: I understand that guy coming out, but why does he have to be flamboyant about it. He creeps me out.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.

by TWAJW April 28, 2010

Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 09, 2013

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie December 27, 2008

Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005

Splenda-daddy

Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!

My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!

by Splenda G February 10, 2017

Splenda Daddy

An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.

My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.

by Legendssd October 17, 2010

Splenda Daddy

When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.

Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!

by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010