come to jesus/come to jesus talk

you better ask jesus to save you right now before you are killed, usually by one of your parents

father:(to a boy messing around with his daughter)
what were you doing to my baby girl? you better get your life straight boy because we're gonna have a come to jesus talk.

by ruffpuff July 28, 2004

come to jesus

Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.

from "Flight of the Imtruder":

"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.

by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008

Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016

come to jesus

v. To acquire Christianity as one's religion

"Yeah, Christina was such a sinner 'til she came to Jesus."

by mciml2 July 29, 2004

come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019