teardrop fart

Is a type word pussies use to describe sibling fart sounds

Justin do you have teardrop farts?

by dusted_dusted February 19, 2015

Tjeerdo

Dopamine deprived human being. Who takes shit way too seriously.

Human 1: Stop being a Tjeerdo. Have some fun!

by Man I Love Fortnite June 14, 2022

Teard

to be under the influence of extreme tiredness...

to be overly extremely tired to the point of shits and giggles

We were so teard at that point that my mom accused us of being drunk or stoned...

by lilchemaniac September 22, 2006

teardrop booty hole

The act of pushing ones index finger into anothers anus, and pulling down to create a "teardrop" looking hole.

"Oh my god, Sarah finally let me give her a teardrop booty hole."

by tdbh October 20, 2008

teardrops on my guitar

Teardrops on my guitar is the worst song...ever.

Fag: God I love Taylor Swift's song teardrops on my guitar.

Cool Person: shut the fuck up fag, that song sucks cock.

by Pefbag April 28, 2010

teardolled

A description of a person who is upset or 'gutted' and resembles a crying doll.

I kicked Joe in the nuts, he was well teardolled

by P Jones September 5, 2006

tweard

a tweard is a beard that exceeds two year’s growth

Oh my goodness! That old man's got a tweard going on, now don't he?

by 1867 March 23, 2017