Someone who does not tip at the strip club until the buffet is giving out free ham sandwiches. He then takes the dollar bills and puts them in the chefs apron instead of the girls. He is a slob with a limp penis.
by Mark Sil February 16, 2006
A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 07, 2020
by Eaton Holgoode December 02, 2017
Someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don't tip because it is "optional" and have no guilt afterward
Friend 1: yo, should I pay a tip?
Friend 2: nah, they're optional
Friend 1: screw it I'm not being a bad tipper
Friend 2: nah, they're optional
Friend 1: screw it I'm not being a bad tipper
by Ellis De October 14, 2015
by Pud-monkey July 23, 2018
"she give me tipper love."
by DRS suffield January 13, 2009
The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.
A male who pursues married women.
A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.
Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
A male who pursues married women.
A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.
Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"
"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."
As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."
"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."
As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."
by Drkpaladin January 31, 2011