tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Tinted Windows

When somebody has a sick sports car, but the dude driving it is as ugly as fuck, so he tints the windows so still he gets all the female attention.

Girl 1: Oooo look at that hott 350Z driving by!

Girl 2: (as he gets closer) Uuuhh! But look at the guy driving it!

Girl 1: Uuuh yeah your right, he needs to get tinted windows, that's for sure!

by Scalcar April 25, 2009

tinted

1) a word you use to describe something or someone that is messed up or depresssing.
2) a synonym to the word shady.

The way Janette exposed that secret about Shantay was real tinted. SMH!

Annie gets pantsed in the middle of the entire quad. She runs away laughing and everyone is laughing at her. Her best friend Dorga comes up and says "Y'all are tinted ass people."

by easygoingedward December 1, 2010

tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

tinked

An awkward sighting or encounter with a former boyfriend or girlfriend.

Jarred was tinked by Joanne at the roller-rink.

by JohnJohnWong February 27, 2010

tinked

used to express anger or frustration.

that referee made a bad call, im really tinked at him

by hoppops May 24, 2011

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003