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time out

a punishment used by white people when a child misbehaves, in which the child is temporarily forced to remain silent in a single spot. This method is usually ineffective, as opposed to the method used by black people who simply beat the child.
white man- "I HAVE IT. EVERYBODY GETS A TIME OUT!"

black man- "SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA BEFORE I BEAT YOUR MONKEY ASS!"
by ryan fuckin bryant June 23, 2008
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TimeButt

TimeButt was a mistake
by TimeBooty December 30, 2016
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Time out

Punishment for saying or doing somethin really dumb. Involves kneeling down and touching forehead to kneecap.
"I accidently made out with my cousin last night"

Damn you need to take a timeout for that one!
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time out

A bogus, phoney baloney pseudo-punishment inflicted by soccer moms on their day care brats, after said day care brats have disobeyed for the 27th time.

The time out has a beginning, but never an end. Before the soccer mom releases the day care brat, the day care brat releases itself.
After little Chutney disobeyed her soccer mom for the 27th time, Michner gave her a time out.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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time out

A way of rescuing yourself from a failed joke (it must be said quickly before anyone else can time you out) or a way of letting someone know that what they'd just said didn't work and/or was not funny.
"I'll buy that for a dollar! (no one laughs because this was only funny during Robocop's theatrical release) Time out..."
by Skibs76 January 26, 2017
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Friendship time out

FTO stands for: Friendship time out.

When you and friend have a conflict or disagreement, one could call friendship time out on the other. Usually called for trivial and sometimes stupid reasons and don't last longer than remembering why it was called in the first place.
Taylor: Why aren't Alexa and Aimee talking?
Lauren: Oh Aimee called friendship time out when Alexa said her crafting was terrible.
Taylor: FTO is legit
by SororitySweetheartxo October 14, 2011
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pieously piteous timeous

Taking pity on temporary religious inclination that is of passing nature
pieously piteous timeous
Pieously piteous timeous is oblique reference.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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