A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012
Get the Russian Time-bombmug. by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010
Get the Kinky time bombmug. When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.
Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.
by Zach November 9, 2007
Get the cherry time bombmug. by Topper Sullivan December 21, 2008
Get the Mississippi time bombmug. A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.
by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021
Get the Russian time-bombmug. when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .
by NoBlacksWanted April 6, 2017
Get the Ticking Time Bombmug. tightly-packed hash swallowed in a gelatin capsule. Mississippi was once home to America's only legal pot plantation and the effects are felt after about an hour or so; hence the name.
"I took a Mississippi time bomb and chased it with a Margarita. Man, by 5:00 I was higher than a New Orleans garter."
by Dragonhorse Black Mambazo March 16, 2009
Get the Mississippi Time Bombmug.