Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

by MoonLander August 2, 2015

Thunder Gun Express

Thunder Gun Express is the most badass action/romance movie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"....and it has dong.

Thunder Gunned means "without hesitation" and badass. Doing anything that would be considered bold and brave would be Thunder Gunning and make you cool.
Thunder Gun, the main character, is supposed to have a nice dong in the movie.

"No hesitation, No surrender....Thunder Gun Express!"

When Frank stole a riverboat with Asian tourist, that was pretty Thunder Gun!

Charlie Thunder Gunned through the sewers to make it to the theatre by himself.

by iDoNtUsEcOnTrAcTiOnS December 1, 2011

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

Thunder butter

This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.

I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.

That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Talladega thunder mug

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.

I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020

Switchblade and Thunder

Pretty much the deadliest alcoholic beverage you could ever intake.

All you have to do is take two things that taste bad, mix them, and drink.

It's a quick way to get drunk.

You guys are all so hammered already. I guess I'm gonna have to Switchblade and Thunder this bitch.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013